What dreadful thing should I do to my old wicked (computer) mouse?
February 25th, 2010
jlb asked:
So, the situation is like this. I had this very, very dysfunctional mouse, and I had kept on forgetting (or being too lazy) to buy a new one for a long, loooong time. After the said long, loooong sufferance, today I have finally convinced myself that I DO NEED ANOTHER MOUSE (again, it’s a device with buttons I’m talking about, not a living creature), and I got myself a new one. The thing is, what horrible revenge should I take for the misery caused by that old wicked mouse? Give me some distructive ideas, please.
(“it wasn’t the mouse’s fault!” won’t do. *It was* precisely the mouse’s fault, and it deserves to be punished!!)
So, the situation is like this. I had this very, very dysfunctional mouse, and I had kept on forgetting (or being too lazy) to buy a new one for a long, loooong time. After the said long, loooong sufferance, today I have finally convinced myself that I DO NEED ANOTHER MOUSE (again, it’s a device with buttons I’m talking about, not a living creature), and I got myself a new one. The thing is, what horrible revenge should I take for the misery caused by that old wicked mouse? Give me some distructive ideas, please.
(“it wasn’t the mouse’s fault!” won’t do. *It was* precisely the mouse’s fault, and it deserves to be punished!!)
Categories: Other - Hardware | Tags: Misery, Revenge, Wicked
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flush it down the toilet. =P
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smash it on the floor
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id say melt it then run it over with your car a few times then put it through a chipper shredder. that should do the trick.
Mwahahaha
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Spike it with catnip, and give it to your cat as a new toy.
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Burn it!
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Burn it!!
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Run over it
Set it on fire
Blow it up
I don’t care , just post the video on youtube
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Poor lil micey, sounds like he put you through alot heartache, I’d make him stay out side, in the rain and snow, for aleast a year, then I would cut off his tail, then put him in a pool with some mice eating fish.